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Poison Ribs

Dang... this newt uses it's ribs as poison spines, pushing them through it's skin...

Some Links For Today

Probably Bad News. Hilarious site with news mistakes.
Real fairy tale endings... as apposed to Disney ones.
Cuba's out of TP.
How to get high legally on the cheap! One of 'em is catnip... Really! Just roll it and smoke that &%$#.

Hahahaha - Politics!

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The people who cause trouble

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Review of Transformers II

Hahaha. Roger Ebert reallllly liked it:

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.

Definitely got to see this movie... on video.

Government dope

Government run pot farm. Interesting...

How to use car door locks

Woman locks herself in car has to call 911 to find out how to open the door.
Quote from the article:

The dispatcher asked the woman if she was able to manually pull the lock up on the door.
The woman said she would try, and then, she said, "Yes, I got the door open."

Stopping a Motorcycle

...Just use a car

The Dachshund of horses

Weird pony:

Diamonds! Yum!

Hilarious... story about a couple where the fiance accidentally swallowed the engagement ring.

Right to Bear Arms

Haha...
News story about a couple in Alabama who found someone ransacking their house in an attempt to steal valuables. They held the thief at gunpoint and made him clean the place until the police arrived.
found via neatorama.com

Driving in China

Interesting article on getting a driver's license in China

Dog powered scooter!

Looks like fun...

This guy made some other cool dog powered stuff, too!

Dave Berry: Year in Review

Hilarious as usual.

Pipeline burst flood

This happened a couple miles from where I work in Bethesda. Really crazy stuff:
News article


via videosift.com

Use Chinese only if you speak it...

Haha... news article about a German science magazine that attempted to print a classical Chinese poem on the front of there magazine, but instead printed an ad for a brothel in Macau. (don't worry, no pictures!)

Scam job!

8 signs the job you found is a scam:
1. Employer emails filled with typos
2. Emails from job posting site claiming there's a problem with your account
3. They ask for your social security number and bank account number before you've even had a single interview
4. Say you can get rich without leaving your house
5. They want you to give them money upfront
6. Salary and benefits are too-good-to-be-true
7. They want you to wire money via Western Union or Moneygram
8. You found the job on Monster.com, or Craigslist.
From the consumerist

Stick - the greatest toy

The stick has been inducted into the national toy hall of fame. No, this is not some electronic gizmo called a stick this is actually a stick, from a tree, made of wood. Simple toys are the best!

found on neatorama.com

Back yard cheetah

Kid finds Cheetah in his back yard in ENGLAND!