Few funny sites

CNN had an article with links to 10 funny blogs. Here's the ones that I thought were funny:
My Life Is Average
Ridiculous Safety Signs
Thoughtful E-Cards

A couple quotes from the "My Life Is Average" site above:
"Today, my parents weren't home so I decided to blast my music, since they always tell me to turn it down. After about 5 minutes, I lowered the volume because it was too loud. MLIA"
"Today, I was sad about Michael Jackson's death. So I looked up all his songs and downloaded them illegally, but I didn't feel bad cause he doesn't need the money anymore. MLIA."