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Take my bees, Please
Date: 2008-01-29, 9:05PM MST


My house has bees. I like them and there is that bee shortage, but we are renters, and eventually, someone will come to kill them. I'd like to give these bees to a beekeeper who will come get them. They don't seem aggressive, they leave the 4 yr old child and the spastic dog alone, and they are just filling the roof with honey (I assume) when they could be making honey for you.
I have no bee knowledge, but am very willing to help if needed.