Tuesday, September 30, 2008

CT Scan because of The Beatles

Weird crap I came across reading Wikipedia after drinking a little bit:

It has been claimed that thanks to the success of The Beatles, EMI could fund research and build early models for medical use. The first production X-ray CT machine (in fact called the "EMI-Scanner") was limited to making tomographic sections of the brain, but acquired the image data in about 4 minutes (scanning two adjacent slices), and the computation time (using a Data General Nova minicomputer) was about 7 minutes per picture. This scanner required the use of a water-filled Perspex tank with a pre-shaped rubber "head-cap" at the front, which enclosed the patient's head. The water-tank was used to reduce the dynamic range of the radiation reaching the detectors (between scanning outside the head compared with scanning through the bone of the skull). The images were relatively low resolution, being composed of a matrix of only 80 x 80 pixels. The first EMI-Scanner was installed in Atkinson Morley Hospital in Wimbledon, England, and the first patient brain-scan was made with it in 1972.

Static

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Engrish LOTR: Two Towers

This is GREAT!

Fasting - lunch provided!

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Sounds like something they would do where I work...

Sausage maybe?

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Home Shopping: Fun with a ladder

You know what's going to happen before you watch it, but you watch it anyway.



We've been using one of these that we borrowed from a friend. It's a little more wobbly than a normal ladder, so we were a kind of nervous. Now I guess it'll just be my wife going up it... J/K :)

Tequila

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Woman arrested wearing cow costume

Mostly I'm posting this for the picture...

Woman wreaks havoc while wearing cow costume.



found it on Neatorama.com

Massage's

What an unfortunate name for a massage therapist. She got arrested for propositioning a client who was also a police officer, but with a name like Mi Suk Yang who can blame her, right?

Monday, September 29, 2008

Be Polite!

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LHC black hole chances

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In case you don't know what this means
(Basically there will not be black holes because of the LHC)

Vehicle Speed vs. Parking Lot Occupancy

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I can see Palin!

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Sarah M.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Random "best of" craigslist

Seeking Adult Drunk Clown for 30th Birthday party

Date: 2008-08-26, 3:22PM CDT


We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a sh*t load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink.

the birthday is on Friday, Sept. 5th in Bucktown. Oh, did I mention that the clown needs to get sh*tfaced. Don't worry, we will purchase all the drinks.


Why Spongebob Squarepants is the perfect girl for me.

Date: 2008-08-16, 12:34AM EDT


I wrote this a few weeks ago, and I wasn’t sure what to do with it, or perhaps what to make of myself. This looks like the place. Here you go Craigslisters, I present my arguments, in bullet form, why Spongebob Square pants is the perfect girl.

1. He’s low maintenance. No matter what happens to him, he never needs validation from anyone, for anything. He never asks Patrick to tell him who he is, never uses his friction with Squidward to bolster his own ego. All his energy is focused outward, albeit usually with mixed (and hilarious) results. He never complains about those results either, just trudges ahead with blind, infectious optimism.
CONTINUED...

Crime in movies

Interesting little article. Kinda funny.
Mistakes criminals make in movies

Predator

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Are we there yet?

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Showdown


Friday, September 26, 2008

Rollin' police car

He probably wasn't in a very good mood when it was time to give the guy a ticket...

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Reasons why...

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Breaking news!


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They do note that it's not on the list of rules...


flush out a suspect hahaha!

Genius

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Pudding

They sell this at Whole Foods, right?

ass pudding
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AIG

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Glitter-poo

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I hear cheetah's do this too...

Monday, September 22, 2008

Backwards semi truck


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Just in case you didn't figure it out, highlight the following text: IT'S A TOW TRUCK

Bigger Rug

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Sunday, September 21, 2008

Saturday, September 20, 2008

One Way

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Hurricane???

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The real circle of life


Thursday, September 18, 2008

Politics and stuff

matthew perry, friends, john c. breckinridge
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Fainting goats and stuff

DO yourself a favor and skip to the last half of this video...

Ad placement fail

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Best pie graph ever

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Talk like a pirate day

Today is international talk like a pirate day.
Here's a link to the official site
Even more importantly, the "how to" section.

This is how economics work

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ZPR of Spore

Review of Will Wright's (guy behind Sims and Sim City) new game Spore. Highly anticipated game in case you hadn't heard....


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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Not candid camera

KFC adventures

Hahahaaa
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Multitasking

Monday, September 15, 2008

Trampoline Fail

Dude from crappy movies

dj qualls, road trip, doby, harry potter
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My investment strategy

In this time of economic troubles, I recommend that everyone should have a:
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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Co-ed bathroom sign?

Stylish in Beer Lynn
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Saturday, September 13, 2008

Raising kids and stuff

Parenting advice from homestarrunner.com

Dirty Renters

Story from the England about a really dirty tenant who basically piled trash through his house for the whole time he lived there rather than take it out. Check it out for the pictures... YUCK!

Epic Fetch

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Summer Movies

Monty is pretty funny today:

Doesn't sound like a kid friendly water park

Fun, Excitement, Orgasm
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The scenic town of...

Fart Kontrol
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I know some people that should visit this place.

over over

Ha Ha

NELSON

Enter Sandman (LOL)

This is awesome. Metallica's "Enter Sandman" illustrated with cat pictures... Well, I think it's awesome.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Measure of a pet

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Zombiedog

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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Yucky...

Crust! Now with extra diethylene glycol to keep your mouth from freezing

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U (don't) - Haul


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Word sucks...

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Just a tip... as a last resort if you have trouble getting rid of formatting, copy the whole section of text you are working with and paste it into notepad. Then start a new MS Word document and put it in there.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Brave Mountain Lion Fends Off Hikers

News from the nations finest news source. The story of one mountain lions survival.

Reporting live... OUCH!

16 in China

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GEICO

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Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Monday, September 8, 2008

Flash RTS game

Caterstrike

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Weird sausage news!

OK, so this guy breaks into a house rubs spices all over someone and then smacks them repeatedly with a sausage. Then flees the scene accidentally leaves his wallet there...

happened in California

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Sunday, September 7, 2008

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Japanese beds

Man... if I'd just gone with the contemporary prison bedroom instead of the medieval dungeon bedroom this bed would be perfect!
Engrish photo of a Jailhouse F*ck Stahl bed
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