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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Facebook beatdowns

Dang... careful what you put on your FB status.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

The French Fighter Pilot

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!
She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.
"Pierre! What are you doing?', asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously,
"PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"

(Got this from miss cellina)

Friday, September 25, 2009

Another funny SNL clip

SNL weekend update Thursday special

First skit wasn't that funny, but some serious laugh out loud moments later on. Also, it's 22 minutes long:

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

First Kiss

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Stuff from Cracked

Some funny stuff from Cracked.com:
7 Pop stars that have done some really f-ed up stuff.
If Hollywood taught science class...

Thursday, August 20, 2009

What Top Gun is REALLY about

Pretty funny, although the last thing he says isn't true...

via videosift.com

Monday, August 10, 2009

Links from places

Rap song lyrics, aren't as cool when you see them in print instead of listening to them.

Not what they intended to say with these signs, and internet ads in bad places.

Awesomest coffee cup ever.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Random Lists From Cracked.com

Awesomest (yeah, not a word, I know) Presidents
Things that don't give you cancer
Weird history stuff that's really not true

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Crazy ER stories

This is insane. I think it's mostly medical residents posting on the forum.
Crazy ER stories.

For example:

Doc: What meds are you on?
Pt: Peanut butter balls.
Doc: What?
Pt: Peanut butter balls! Peanut butter balls, for my seizures!
Doc: Do you mean phenobarbital?

Doc: Have you had any other illnesses?
Pt: Just smiling mighty Jesus.
Doc: You mean you've never been sick before?
Pt: (Looks at Doc like she's crazy) Oh no, I was REALLY sick with that smiling mighty Jesus!
.... she had had spinal meningitis.

When your 15yo daughter gives precipitous delivery to a bleating, underweight infant 30 minutes after presenting to triage c "gas pains", you should run around the department loudly yelling, "I don't know what y'all did or who that baby is, but my lil' girl warn't pregnant when she come in here"